To my brothers and sisters in private equity, for all you quantitative minds who've completely mastered the power of financial engineering, you might be overlooking one of the most compelling value creators of our time.
While you’re busy optimizing EBITDA and looking for undervalued assets, you may be overlooking a significant return generator because it’s actually an intangible brand asset. The kids might call it "main character energy" or "protagonist energy," but whatever its name, it’s overturning traditional models of brand and business valuation.
The Numbers Behind the Narrative
Let me put this in your lingo: When Liquid Death hit a $700 million valuation in 2022, it wasn't because they revolutionized the molecular structure of water. Rather, Mike Cessario and his team turned H2O into a heavy metal concert, and VCs fought to join their mosh pit. That's not old-fashioned brand building—that's value creation that would make your LBO models blush.
Cultural Capital: The Multiple Expander You're Missing
I know that you know how to spot operational inefficiencies and balance sheet optimization opportunities. But here's what your investment thesis might be missing: brands with "main character energy," which consistently command premium multiples. Why? Because they've cracked the code on something more valuable than operational leverage—cultural relevance.
The Oatly Phenomenon: Quantifying the Unquantifiable
Traditional PE View: Plant-based milk company with standard COGS and distribution challenges
Cultural Capital Reality: Secured a $13B IPO valuation by positioning itself as the protagonist in the sustainability narrative
Key Learning: Cultural relevance drove multiple expansion beyond category norms
The Arbitrage Opportunity You Can't Model (Yet)
I realize that you and your associates can build elegant models showing revenue synergies and cost optimization opportunities. But here's what’s hard to quantify: the value of being the brand that defines its category rather than just competing in it. The point is that while your financial models capture traditional value drivers with precision, they may miss the most potent value creator of all: the power of being the brand that’s the main character in its category rather than merely one of the supporting cast.
Value Creation Mechanisms That Don't (Easily) Fit in Excel:
1. Narrative Premium
Traditional brands: Marketing spend = Cost Center
Main character brands: Cultural relevance = Multiple expansion driver
2. Social Capital Acceleration
Old model: CAC focused on direct response metrics
New model: Organic growth through cultural resonance (see: Duolingo's 4.2M TikTok fans achieved with zero paid media)
3. Cultural Authority Moat
Standard approach: Price positioning based on cost-plus models
Main character advantage: Premium pricing through cultural authority
The PE Playbook Needs a Makeover
Your standard 100-day plan probably includes:
Operational efficiency improvements
- Supply chain optimization
- SG&A rationalization
But here's what may be missing from it:
Cultural capital assessment
Brand protagonist positioning
Social currency optimization
ROI That Your IRR Calculations Miss
Consider Fenty Beauty, which hit $550M in first-year revenue. Traditional beauty brands typically take a decade to reach those numbers. The difference? Main character energy translated into market velocity that no amount of traditional marketing spend could achieve.
The Multiple Arbitrage Opportunity
Traditional Brand Multiple: 8-12x EBITDA
Cultural Protagonist Multiple: 15-20x EBITDA
Alpha Generation Potential: 50-100% value creation through multiple expansion
Due Diligence 2.0: New Metrics for Cultural Capital
In our humble opinion, your standard due diligence checklist needs a few new additions:
1. Cultural Resonance Score
Social media engagement rates
Earned media value
Brand conversation share
2. Protagonist Position Assessment
Category narrative ownership
Cultural conversation leadership
Community engagement depth
3. Value Creation Potential
Cultural capital expansion opportunities
Multiple arbitrage through narrative enhancement
Social currency optimization potential
The Investment Thesis You’re Probably Missing
While your competitors compete for basis points in EBITDA growth, there’s dark pools of alpha in identifying brands with untapped cultural capital potential. Cultural engineering will be a major factor in the next generation of PE outperformance in addition to financial engineering.
A New Value Creation Strategy
1. Identify brands with latent cultural potential
2. Invest in narrative development and cultural positioning
3. Execute cultural capital optimization strategy
4. Exit at premium multiples driven by cultural relevance
The Bottom, Bottom Line
Your LBO models are probably missing a crucial variable: the hidden value of making your brand and its customers the main characters in their own story. In a market where traditional operational improvements are driving to parity, cultural capital might be your last untapped source of alpha.
Just remember that while you're calculating MOIC, your portfolio companies are either writing the cultural narrative or becoming footnotes in someone else's story.
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For investors who’ve mastered the art of financial capital optimization, cultural capital may be the next frontier of value creation. The question isn't whether it belongs in your investment thesis—it's whether you'll recognize its value before your competitors do.
P.S. If your first instinct was to look for an ROI calculation on cultural capital investment, you might be proving the point about PE's blind spot. Some value creation doesn't fit in a spreadsheet, but it sure shows up in the exit multiple.